Day six post op. Day six in a recliner. Day six of auditory and visual hallucinations. Day six of muscle atrophy. Day six of all-rest-and-no-play-makes-Speced9-a-dull-boy.
So what have I been doing? Well, for starters, I went on a teacher shirt design bender.
I hate to see such manic work go to waste. Please, someone
order one of these and wear it to school so I can feel somewhat useful.
I've been taking pictures of my soulmate, the dog when I haven't been sleeping myself.
What are the chances she has been taking pictures of me sleeping? I'll have to find her iPhone and get back with you on that.
Then, of course, I've been on Facebook entirely
TOO MUCH.

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