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Hifiman 01-08-2021 07:46 AM

Where's the best place to put up a personal ad?
I'm still plugging through the yoga thing with Apple Fitness. I choose my workout coach the same way any person who cares about their health would - by how hot she is. Unfortunately that's not working out so well. Hot and British? No! There has to be CGI involved. No one can get into those poses. I've since gone with someone my own age, Molly.

I like Molly. I've done a couple of different workouts with her and mostly do okay. Okayish. But I wanted a different challenge and chose a different routine of hers. How did I make the decision? Molly usually has two guys behind her doing the class too. This one had woman off to Molly's left. She too appealed to the more superficial desires. I finished the class. It was way tough and I had to cheat on a few moves to get through it. I'm left with only one possible explanation. Hot young women are pain. I'm going in the other direction. I need to post a personal ad for a workout partner. It can't be my wife. I want to keep the magic in our relationship alive so she cannot see me in those poses. Mostly she can't see me struggle to balance. I'm looking for someone in the 80-85 year old range so I stand a chance of success.

Is it bad to ask that she be hot too?

chipmunky 01-08-2021 12:34 PM

I am always here to help you Hifi!
Here you go! The yoga teacher of your dreams!

Hifiman 01-08-2021 12:40 PM

Age is in the ballpark, but no way can I keep up with her moves. She's amazing.

eliza4one 01-08-2021 06:44 PM

Wow! I am in awe. 98 years old and she is amazing.

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