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Hifiman 11-29-2019 07:29 PM

This song goes out to one of our own who's disgusted with herself.
Not meant to poke fun at, but in support of all of us feeling the same way.

Get your sneer on a-la-Idol and start singing

All alone in my bathroom
cryin' fetal on the floor-or
with unending introspection,
and a brutal mirror's reflection
I'm disgusted with myse-elf

When there's no one else in sigh-ite,
I grab brownies in deligh-ite
then the sugar rush is gone and I'm coming down
and I'm disgusted with myse-elf

Uh-oh, I'm disgusted with myse-elf,
Uh-oh, I'm disgusted with myse-elf
because there's weight to lose
and only three weeks left, oh I'm
disgusted with myse-elf

I look all over the wor-orld
there's all kinds of skinny gi-irls
so I troll them all and start rumors
so they can be disgusted with themsel-elves

so let's down another cookie
because the bag won't stop calling to me
and given the chance I'd ask the world to share
so they could be disgusted with themse-elves

Oh-oh, disgusted with ourse-elves
oh-oh, disgusted with oursel-eves...

Renea 11-30-2019 04:53 AM

Oh, ain't it the truth? Ain't it the truth!
We lie to ourselves with a midnight brownie in our hands.
It's only one and one won't matter.
I'm not that fat.
I'll diet tomorrow or Monday or next month or maybe January.

The struggle is real but we're among friends.
Thanks, HIFI

mom23kids 11-30-2019 07:39 AM

ROFL!! <!--giggle--><!--eyebrow-->LOL

2teach2 11-30-2019 07:49 AM

My hubby is wondering why I'm singing! LOL Love this!

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