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Bob Hope
Old 04-02-2016, 06:46 PM
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He was one of my favorite comedians. I remember when he was on his deathbed and his wife asked him where he wanted to be buried. He answered, "Surprise me."

Here's another favorite joke of his:

"Welcome to the Academy Awards. Or as its known at my house, Passover.
Hope's most famous crack about his most famous running gag at the Academy Awards: never winning an Oscar himself. Hope, who hosted or co-hosted the show a record 19 times, was somewhat disingenuous: The Academy actually gave him five awards over the years, all honorary.
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