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Old 07-01-2022, 01:51 AM

Q: : Why did the cell phone get glasses?
A: Because she lost all her contacts.

Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
A: He gave her a ring.

Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery?
A: Knead for Speed.

Q: Why is Santa good at karate?
A: He has a black belt.

Q: Why did the turkey join a band?
A: So he could use his drumsticks.

Q: What’s a math teacher’s favorite winter sport?
A: Figure skating.

Q: What’s a firefly’s favorite dance?
A: The glitterbug.

Q: Why are eyeshadow, lipstick, and mascara never mad at each other?
A: Because they always make-up
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