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Happy 4th
Old 07-01-2022, 12:27 PM
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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Liber-tea.

What was the most popular dance in 1776?
Indepen-dance.

If you crossed a Patriot with a curly-haired dog, what would you get?
Yankee Poodle.

What ghost haunted King George III?
The spirit of ’76!

What did the ghost say on the 4th of July?
Red, white & boo!

What do ducks love about the 4th of July?
Fire quackers.

How did the Boston colonists’ dogs protest against England?
The Boston Flea Party.

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