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Old 04-05-2016, 06:24 AM
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I love reading the jokes! This is one of my favorite jokes but I usually get blank stares when I tell it.

Daddy Ghost rushes Mama Ghost to the hospital. She's just gone into labor. He gets her situated with the doctor in the delivery room and is then sent out into the waiting room. He's so nervous! He paces up and down and around the chairs. He doesn't know what to do with himself. Finally, after what seems like an eternity, the nurse comes out and tells him, "Congratulations! You have a handkerchief!"
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