[SubMan]

Student: Dad I need a sheet of paper!

Dad: Get your own F...ing sheet of paper!

Teacher (Walks to phone by door, steps out into hall, calls office, dad apologizes by end of day).


Another class.

Student (in class to remote student): Is that Peekachew on your bed?

Remote student (to class of in person students): Yeah! Wanna see him? (Turns around picks up peekachew and holds him up to the camera). Whole class starts asking questions about the stuffed animals the student has lined up on his bed.


Some sixth graders in a district where I sub have figured out how to change the background on zoom to their picture so it appears that they are there when the are not.