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Can the Flu be funny?
Old 02-09-2018, 08:14 AM
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“Flu Gratitude”



Last week I was hit by a speeding car,

But I really didn't bounce that far.

The next day I slipped on the ice.

I can't say that felt very nice.

Right now I'm in bed in a full body cast

After taking a tumble while skiing too fast.

My scalp is real itchy; I think I have lice!



I'm twitching a lot; no one knows why.

I can't even open my swollen left eye.

There is one little blessing

That I'll share with you.

I’m thanking the heavens

That I don't have the flu!



Bruce “the Jackalope Man” Larkin


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Old 02-09-2018, 11:36 AM
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As long as I avoid the flu, this is funny.
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Old 02-09-2018, 10:18 PM
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This is cute, and obviously very appropriate at the moment!

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