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Old 01-14-2012, 07:38 AM
 
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Thursday was one for the first grade record books. Before the morning bell even rang, I had one who had to go in because he was" vibrating", and one who had stuck his tongue to a pole and lost some skin. At lunch I had one crying because her arm got stepped on in the bathroom. ( I never got a straight answer as to why she was on the bathrom floor)

On our way to practice for our Mass, a boy said... his pants were too loose, and proceeded to show how they fall easily to the ankle (tighty whiteys). One of my little girls asked the priest at church, "What are YOU doing here?" And finally I had another girl come crying at recess because someone was singing a song that said she hated her. When questioned, the little girl was actually singing that world famous song, "If I Were a Plastic Bag." I love these kids


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Omg!
Old 01-14-2012, 07:43 AM
 
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That's quite a collection of funnies!! I taught first grade for 13 years and miss their total lack of inhibition.
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Too cute
Old 01-14-2012, 09:11 AM
 
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Thanks for sharing! I just love the little ones!
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Old 01-14-2012, 01:15 PM
 
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Too cute - did you feel like pulling your hair out or did you run screaming into the night!?
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Old 01-14-2012, 02:04 PM
 
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When I was teaching first grade I had one tell me that she couldn't drink the white milk because she was allergic to it. She could only drink chocolate milk.


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