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Old 04-12-2019, 06:01 AM
 
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Teaching middle school computers today. During first period a student comes up to me and says (what I heard) “Ashley Madison isn’t working.”

What the student actually said was “Ashley and Madison’s computer isn’t working.”

I think I need my hearing tested.


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Old 04-12-2019, 09:05 AM
 
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Unfortunately, it wouldn't have surprised me if the student had said "Ashley Madison isn't working", given the <ahem> comprehensive knowledge base some elementary students have. I cannot imagine the middle school conversations.
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Old 04-12-2019, 04:57 PM
 
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OMG that's hilarious!

Middle School Computer class is this easiest class I've ever subbed. I try to snag them every time they pop up.
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