1. I walked to Ralph’s for a few groceries. My cucumbers wouldn’t scan at self-check. The attendant came to show me how to look up the item. She told me to touch ‘Vegetables’ on the screen.
“Fruit,” I muttered.
She touched ‘Vegetables’ and one of the pictures was a cucumber.
“Vegetable,” she verified.
“Well,” I laughed, “maybe at Ralph’s they’re a vegetable, but in the real world they’re a fruit.”
The attendant is very nice, but she clearly didn’t believe me—and I didn’t burst her bubble by telling her my peppers are fruit, too.


2. Apparently I’m too old to carry 8 lbs of groceries 1.7 miles home. I was dying. I barely made it, really, and so slow at the end.
3. When I got to my condo, the gardener was at work. I told him I had 2 bags of clothes for him, but I’d overdone my walk and he’d have to come up and get them (usually I take them to him). He is very kind and did. I wonder if he knows a cucumber is a fruit.