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Let's make a list. There are two types of people in the world...
Old 11-28-2020, 06:31 AM
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Those who do jigsaw puzzles and those who want to do something fun.




You can't have too much snark in the world, so add to the list.


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Old 11-28-2020, 06:34 AM
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If this meets the requirements but...
Those who want a beautiful green lawn with flowers around

And those who want to blacktop the entire yard..
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Old 11-28-2020, 06:45 AM
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There are those who like cilantro....

And those who think it tastes like soap or worse
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Old 11-28-2020, 06:55 AM
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Those who half-smile and those who belly-laugh.
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Old 11-28-2020, 07:05 AM
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Those who have vanilla ice cream in a white bowl and those that have chocolate ice cream with candy and cookie sprinkles served in a dark brown waffled cone.


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Old 11-28-2020, 07:05 AM
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Those that love Harry Potter and those that don't understand the awesome world of imagination.
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Old 11-28-2020, 07:16 AM
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Narcissistic people who are constantly seeking self validation on social media.

Others who can see through their motives and just laugh!
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Old 11-28-2020, 07:20 AM
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Those who plan a trip minute by minute and pack 3 weeks ahead

and those who start a load of laundry to pack 2 hours before the plane leaves.

And they marry each other.
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Two types of people
Old 11-28-2020, 07:31 AM
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There are those who love to walk on the beach, and those who don't like sand.

Ironically, aforementioned “doesn’t like sand” person, loves Hawaii.

Also, there are people who could eat broccoli every day, and then there are those who believe there is no known antidote for that poisonous vegetable.
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Old 11-28-2020, 07:34 AM
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There are those that are morning people
Those that want to shoot morning people.

Two types of drinkers:
Those you want to drink with
Those that make you want to drink


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Hahaha ;)
Old 11-28-2020, 07:59 AM
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So I see you've met us . I am the first one and want to shoot my spouse at times being the second one!!!! ( plus we live almost 2 hours from said airport!)

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Those who plan a trip minute by minute and pack 3 weeks ahead

and those who start a load of laundry to pack 2 hours before the plane leaves.

And they marry each other.
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Old 11-28-2020, 08:24 AM
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Those who think the 3 Stooges are funny and those who know they're not.
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Old 11-28-2020, 08:57 AM
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Those that have to win the “I’m busiest” game and those that are perfectly happy to let them.
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Old 11-28-2020, 09:16 AM
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Those who love to clean house and those who are really good at shoving things in closets when the doorbell rings.
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Old 11-28-2020, 09:24 AM
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Those who always return your texts and those who "forget" and leave you hanging.
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Old 11-28-2020, 09:43 AM
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TMI don't read if you're sensitive...

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This will revive a long ago, never ending argument I saw here on PT:

There are those that pee in the shower and those that lie about it
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Old 11-28-2020, 10:36 AM
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We've got a great list going. We even had a special guest appearance from the shower.
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Old 11-28-2020, 10:51 AM
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People who like cats and people who like dogs.

People who like Coke and People who like Pepsi.
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An aside re Hawaii...
Old 11-28-2020, 11:33 AM
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There are those who love to walk on the beach, and those who don't like sand.
Ironically, aforementioned “doesn’t like sand” person, loves Hawaii.
You must have been there when my boyfriend and I went to Hawaii many years ago. He had already been at least 5 times. When I suggested we take a walk on the beach he kept making excuses until finally he outright refused. I took my own walk and enjoyed people watching... and my shaved ice, of course!
(I apologize for the interruption. And now back to our regularly scheduled program...)

P.S. Really enjoying this thread!
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Old 11-28-2020, 11:58 AM
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Those who have had their Christmas decorations up since Halloween and those who are "thinking" about unearthing the decorations next weekend.
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Old 11-28-2020, 12:24 PM
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Those who make your life easier — and those who make it harder.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Pessimists and Optimists.
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Two kinds of people
Old 11-28-2020, 12:30 PM
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Those who like everything in its place.

Those who place everything everyplace.
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Old 11-28-2020, 12:44 PM
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Those that follow the rules and those that think the rules don't apply to them.
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Old 11-28-2020, 12:52 PM
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Those who ignore attention seeking behavior and those who fuel attention seeking behavior.
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Old 11-28-2020, 01:48 PM
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Those that can extrapolate data.
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Old 11-28-2020, 01:52 PM
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I have another:

Those that understand irony and those that are the reason irony exists.
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Old 11-28-2020, 01:56 PM
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Those who fill up at half a tank, and those who think they can make one more trip when the fuel light comes on.

Yes, we're married.
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Old 11-28-2020, 01:57 PM
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There are two types of people in the world:

Those people who top off the tank before it hits 1/2

and those who coast on fumes "because I know my car..."



Can you guess which one is me?!?!?!
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Old 11-28-2020, 02:08 PM
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Those who fill up at half a tank, and those who think they can make one more trip when the fuel light comes on.

Yes, we're married.
Again, like the packing for a trip one, this is us! Starts to make me wonder how we have managed to stay married 36 years so far, haha! ( of course, I am the one who does it the " right" way!!)
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Old 11-28-2020, 02:35 PM
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We must have been typing at the same time. Great minds think alike.
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Old 11-28-2020, 04:23 PM
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Those who drink responsibly and those who live the college-aged life forever.
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Old 11-28-2020, 06:09 PM
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Too funny.
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Old 11-28-2020, 06:31 PM
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Those that live by a schedule and those that live by the seat of their pants.
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Old 11-28-2020, 07:15 PM
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There are those who are kind, caring, and compassionate. Then there are those who tell everyone how kind, caring, and compassionate they are.
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Old 11-29-2020, 06:50 AM
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There are those who are coffee drinkers, and those who can't stand the stuff (me).
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Old 11-29-2020, 09:55 AM
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This is a funny thread! Thank you for contributing to it.
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Old 11-29-2020, 05:34 PM
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Those who leave 5-10 minutes early, just in case, and those who have their trips timed down to the minute and won't leave a minute earlier.
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