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Old 01-15-2021, 09:36 AM
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I saw a lady yelling into an envelope at the post office.

I asked, "What are you doing?"

She said, "Voicemail".

Anyone else have a joke today.


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Old 01-15-2021, 10:01 AM
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What is the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back. I don't know how big this thing gets.

I hope no one is offended!
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Old 01-15-2021, 10:24 AM
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Not exactly a joke, but it made me .
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Old 01-15-2021, 11:19 AM
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?



In case he got a hole in one.
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Old 01-15-2021, 02:29 PM
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How does a squid go into battle?
Well-armed.

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened?
Close the door, I'm dressing.


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Old 01-15-2021, 03:30 PM
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Not a joke but this made me chuckle.
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