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Kids! This is funny.
Old 10-17-2019, 02:21 PM
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Got this in an email. I think it's hilarious.


HOW TO DECIDE WHO TO MARRY:

(written by kids)

1 . You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10

2 . WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?


Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10

3 . HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8

4 . WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8


5 . WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?


Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure?)


On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10


6 . WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 (Love her)

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. -- Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8


7 . IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child )


8 . HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is.......

9 . HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck. -- Ricky, age 9


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marriage and dating according to kids
Old 10-17-2019, 02:26 PM
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! Those are awesome. And, yes, #9 should be the top response for sure!
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Old 10-17-2019, 02:26 PM
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Hysterical. Out of the mouths of babes.
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Old 10-17-2019, 02:33 PM
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Thanks for sharing - that made me chuckle!
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Old 10-17-2019, 02:39 PM
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Kids are so funny! Thanks for sharing


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These are great.
Old 10-17-2019, 02:45 PM
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What a hoot! Thanks for sharing
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Old 10-17-2019, 02:49 PM
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They’re all fabulous, but Derrick with #3 is my winner.
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Old 10-17-2019, 02:54 PM
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Really funny! Thanks!
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Old 10-17-2019, 03:05 PM
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Thanks for sharing.
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Old 10-17-2019, 03:06 PM
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Out of the mouths of babes!

My favorite #3!

Thank you!!!


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Very funny
Old 10-17-2019, 03:24 PM
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I laughed so hard that I snorted!
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Ha ha ha!
Old 10-17-2019, 03:34 PM
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Thanks for the laugh. I needed that tonight.
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Old 10-17-2019, 04:02 PM
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Love these! Thanks for sharing.
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Old 10-17-2019, 04:33 PM
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Love the kid wisdom!
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Old 10-17-2019, 05:02 PM
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I really did laugh out loud!
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Old 10-17-2019, 05:50 PM
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I love these !
I think #5 is all kinds of truth
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