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For the women. . .
Old 12-22-2009, 08:20 PM
 
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I received this e-mail from a cousin (female) and got a kick out of it! I'm sure some won't like it, but I did find it funny. I apologize ahead of time for those that get offended, but please remember, we all have different sense of humors and I'm sure some others will laugh with me!!

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of #####."


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Old 12-22-2009, 08:21 PM
 
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TeachNut, that is Hilarious! Thanks for posting that!
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Old 12-22-2009, 08:24 PM
 
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That is funny
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Old 12-22-2009, 08:25 PM
 
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Love it!!!
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Good one
Old 12-22-2009, 08:26 PM
 
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amusing!


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Funny...
Old 12-22-2009, 08:28 PM
 
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but so true!!
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Old 12-22-2009, 08:28 PM
 
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Love it!! Thank you for sharing...I've already forwarded it to some of my female friends. Hmmm...maybe I should send it to DH too!!
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Sounds good to me!
Old 12-22-2009, 08:28 PM
 
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That was cute! I'll have to pass it on, thanks.

Here's something one of my students had on her t-shirt. It read "MY DAD IS SMART, BUT MY MOM KNOWS EVERYTHING!! We thought that was very cute.
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Not offended!
Old 12-22-2009, 08:29 PM
 
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Can't be offended with the truth!
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Old 12-22-2009, 08:35 PM
 
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That is so becoming a tshirt or a pillow in my house.


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Lol
Old 12-22-2009, 08:40 PM
 
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I liked it!
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Well,
Old 12-22-2009, 08:46 PM
 
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The truth is the truth!
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Love it!
Old 12-22-2009, 09:02 PM
 
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Thanks for the laugh.
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Old 12-22-2009, 09:05 PM
 
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I read it to Mr. Fine, and he says it's very true.
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Old 12-22-2009, 09:22 PM
 
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Loved it!!!
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Old 12-22-2009, 09:28 PM
 
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I loved it! I posted it on my facebook status. Thanks
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Old 12-22-2009, 09:41 PM
 
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that one!!
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Hilarious!!!!
Old 12-22-2009, 10:42 PM
 
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I just sent that to my parents and brother and SIL! I think I will have to also send that to DH too!!!
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Good Morning Teachnut !
Old 12-23-2009, 01:26 AM
 
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very funny !!! But its true !
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Amen
Old 12-23-2009, 03:07 AM
 
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So true. Thanks for the smile.
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Old 12-23-2009, 03:17 AM
 
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Thanks for letting me start the day with a laugh! I will be sharing this one!
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Old 12-23-2009, 04:12 AM
 
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That is Hilarious!!!! Yet, oh so true... we're magical that way!
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Old 12-23-2009, 05:20 AM
 
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That's great! I read it to my DH just now and he thought it was funny!
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A good laugh
Old 12-23-2009, 05:24 AM
 
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I had to read it to my husband!
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Hilarious!!
Old 12-23-2009, 05:57 AM
 
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Thanks for posting!!!!!!!!!
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Old 12-23-2009, 06:09 AM
 
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I am posting this on the fridge!
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Old 12-23-2009, 06:46 AM
 
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Very funny and very true! I just read it to my DH and he . We both thought it was hilarious!! Thanks for starting my day with that!
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Old 12-23-2009, 07:35 AM
 
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I must have that sense of humor, because I find it funny!
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Old 12-23-2009, 07:37 AM
 
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Well that made me laugh out loud! That is so very true!!
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funny!
Old 12-23-2009, 07:56 AM
 
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Too true, I love it! Thanks for sharing.
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Old 12-23-2009, 08:03 AM
 
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I love it!
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Old 12-23-2009, 10:40 AM
 
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love it- hahahaha
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too true!
Old 12-23-2009, 02:51 PM
 
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how could anyone be offended by that--it's true!

will be passing along...
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Old 12-23-2009, 03:08 PM
 
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Ain't that the truth!?!?

Thanks for posting!
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Old 12-23-2009, 03:10 PM
 
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I love it!
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