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If I kill my H before Christmas morning...
Old 12-24-2019, 03:41 PM
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Dear PT friends,
Just in case the police ask...My H is acting helpless. This is our first Christmas alone since the girls moved out in September. I was exhausted from doing almost all the Christmas shopping after getting out of school on Friday, including gifts for all six of the kids, three grandkids, his parents and my mother. I also bought gifts for my mother to give because she has no idea how to buy for 20 somethings and little kids. I then bought all of the groceries, cleaned the house, decorated the tree, worked to decorate the house, bake some cookies, figured out dinner and started wrapping presents while still doing laundry and changing linens for those arriving late tonight, If the police ask, the final straw was when H asked me to write the names on all of the gifts he is giving because I have such nice teacher hand writing! I'M GOING TO SCREAM!! Merry Christmas!


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Old 12-24-2019, 03:58 PM
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Don't kill him! You'll just have more work to get rid of the body and clean up the mess left behind.


Could he type his names on the computer? or is he tech challenged too?
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Good Point!
Old 12-24-2019, 04:00 PM
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He's usually way more helpful. I'm so ready for a drink!
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Old 12-24-2019, 04:15 PM
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Oh my goodness! I'm exhausted just reading your post! I hope you get to put your feet up and relax tonight!
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Old 12-24-2019, 04:40 PM
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Laughing, thanks. Iím sure your Christmas will be merry.


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Oh My I Would Scream Too
Old 12-24-2019, 04:42 PM
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You must be a Christmas whirlwind! Is there red dust everywhere around you? Men really are clueless. I wonder what would happen if all women went on strike for the holidays and refused to do a thing. Would the men rise to the occasion?

I hope you get some quality sleep tonight.
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Old 12-24-2019, 05:21 PM
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The jail is going to be crowded, but I think we'll have a great time!

Giving details will fire me back up and I'm finally relaxing!
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Old 12-24-2019, 06:27 PM
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So glad Iím not alone!!
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Old 12-24-2019, 06:31 PM
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Wow - you are Wonder Woman. Just a suggestion for next year - my mom doesn't know what to get her great grandchildren, either, so she just tells the parents how much to spend and they buy and wrap the gifts for their own kiddos. Everyone else just gets cash. One less thing for you to worry about.

Also, I say your Christmas gift to yourself should be a cleaning lady for all of December and order dinner delivered a few nights during the last week.
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Old 12-24-2019, 07:20 PM
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Before you call to report your crime, let us know so we can start collecting bail money!


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You made itís!
Old 12-25-2019, 05:24 AM
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Merry Christmas Lady Teacher!

I havenít heard anything on the news about the teacher who ďkilledĒ her DH, so I presume you made it through.

Enjoy the holiday despite the chaos.

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Old 12-25-2019, 01:00 PM
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You must be a Christmas whirlwind! Is there red dust everywhere around you? Men really are clueless. I wonder what would happen if all women went on strike for the holidays and refused to do a thing. Would the men rise to the occasion?
This could totally be the premise for the next great Christmas classic movie!
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