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Innocently Called a Prostitute by a 1st Grader
Old 04-14-2018, 08:22 PM
 
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Years ago, when I was subbing for a 1st grade class, the kids were talking more than usual and doing little things to try me, as some do when there is a sub. I remembered one kid not following directions/rules and another little girl replied, "she always does that when we have a prostitute"! Then the rest of the class calls out to correct her, "SUBSTITUTE!". I had to stop myself from laughing. The little girl heard the word before obviously but did not know what it meant, only confused it with the word "substitute" because they both end in "-stitute". ...I'll never forget that one!


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Old 04-14-2018, 09:20 PM
 
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Good one.
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Too funny!
Old 04-15-2018, 02:20 AM
 
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One for the books!
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Old 04-15-2018, 03:19 AM
 
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Too funny!
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Old 04-15-2018, 06:22 AM
 
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Hilarious!


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Old 04-15-2018, 03:45 PM
 
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This totally made my day! ! If we could only put all of our experiences together and write one big book, it would surely be a best seller!!
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I would of told her that the word is substitute and not the other.
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Old 04-16-2018, 10:01 AM
 
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Yep...as mommusubs says, anyone who teaches the little ones could fill a book with their own stories, I'm sure. Despite the many aggravations of subbing, the littles always put a smile on my face.

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Funny!
Old 04-17-2018, 02:24 PM
 
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! The little cutie!
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Old 04-17-2018, 07:31 PM
 
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sent the story to Readers Digest? Lol


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Laughed outloud
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That is way too precious! I agree. Send it to Reader's Digest.
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