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Old 01-20-2013, 05:47 PM
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I can see it now. I'm guessing I'll post about 1,400 times in the next month. I will become completely addicted to PT and watching reruns of Toddlers & Tiaras. I'll probably post OMG! Did you see that? about every episode, even the ones from 2010.

Then, I'll be drinking shots of fireball alone in my condo, going on pinterest and repinning EVERYTHING. I'll have over 10,000 pins by Valentine's Day.

Then, (and this I absolutely guarantee) I will post daily business updates including current number of camp registrants, how many mailings go out, and how many new emails I receive that day. I'll post funny stories of misunderstandings of people asking if they can get a refund on their "non-refundable registration fee" and if their smart second grader can join the sixth grade camp. I'll post photos of this year's camp shirt, and my new advertisement. (Wait, I think I will actually do that!)

Finally, I am going to go on major food binges and crash diets. I'll end up posting things like, OMG I am so full! and then list all the toppings I put on my nachos and how I ate a full container of Betty Crocker frosting. The next day, you'll see me post about the low-calorie dressing I made out of salt, pepper, and lemon juice and how I ran 12.8 miles in under an hour.

After that, I will start becoming one of those trolls who posts anonymous stories to rile people up. There will be one about a teacher who claims she didn't know she was pregnant and gave birth in the kindergarten bathroom, and the one about the teacher who is cheating on her husband with the school janitor and was caught by her principal, who then wanted in on the action.

Then, I will change my user name and start fresh, announcing that I'm a slightly bisexual 32 year old teacher living in Spokane, Washington with 2 cats and a business called Sewing Camp for Boys.

Watch out PT world. It's all coming in just a matter of moments!!


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Old 01-20-2013, 05:49 PM
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We're braced and ready....

BRING IT, KERMIT!
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Old 01-20-2013, 05:50 PM
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You are hilarious!

I think we can all see sentence 2 coming for sure .
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Old 01-20-2013, 05:54 PM
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Hope to see you some in PT Chat Max
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Old 01-20-2013, 05:55 PM
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I love all of these things. If the preview is this good, I can't wait to see what the full feature has in store!


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Old 01-20-2013, 05:57 PM
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Can't wait!!!!
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Seriously LOLing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Old 01-20-2013, 05:59 PM
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What a great attitude!

Hugs for you and all you're going through, but this tells us you're going to be A.O.K!!!!
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Old 01-20-2013, 06:08 PM
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Well, it's good you know yourself well!!!

Now that you've prepared us, I hope you can keep up with all of these posts...it will be devestating if I miss any detail you just mentioned.
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Old 01-20-2013, 06:10 PM
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dang,this sounds great Kermit! Thanks for the preview
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Old 01-20-2013, 06:17 PM
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Too funny! Bring it on!


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Old 01-20-2013, 06:17 PM
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Yawn, did you say something!

We welcome your craziness!
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Well,
Old 01-20-2013, 06:19 PM
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That'll keep me logging in to PT!
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Old 01-20-2013, 06:30 PM
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Looking forward to your posts. I am always looking for something to read.
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'bout time
Old 01-20-2013, 06:30 PM
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we had some excitement here! Looking forward to hearing more from you!
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Old 01-20-2013, 06:43 PM
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Hope things start going better for you soon!
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Too funny
Old 01-20-2013, 06:47 PM
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So sorry for your breakup, very tough.

But.... You are hilarious!
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Old 01-20-2013, 06:51 PM
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So what else is new?
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Old 01-20-2013, 07:01 PM
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Love it!

This part made me laugh out loud
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Then, I will change my user name and start fresh, announcing that I'm a slightly bisexual 32 year old teacher living in Spokane, Washington with 2 cats and a business called Sewing Camp for Boys.
Because you do see some people come back like that and wonder- what are they thinking??!

I really do want to hear all the updates about your camp though- I think an entrepreneur teacher is awesome!
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Old 01-20-2013, 07:03 PM
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Don't be silly! You've been doing this all along!

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the one about the teacher who is cheating on her husband with the school janitor and was caught by her principal, who then wanted in on the action.
HEY! You promised you wouldn't tell anyone about that! I told you that story in confidence! And, in my defense, the janitor looks like Thor and the Principal like a young Harrison Ford
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Old 01-20-2013, 07:11 PM
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You have a tremendous outlook on life!
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Old 01-20-2013, 07:18 PM
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We're looking forward to it !

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Old 01-20-2013, 07:22 PM
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Life is never dull, so bring it on!
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Old 01-20-2013, 07:24 PM
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Looking forward to your posts!

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the one about the teacher who is cheating on her husband with the school janitor and was caught by her principal, who then wanted in on the action.
I missed that one on here but my mom told me about a teacher in her home town who DID cheat on her husband with the school janitor! They ended up getting married after she divorced her husband.
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Old 01-20-2013, 07:46 PM
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looking forward to your posts!
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Old 01-20-2013, 08:19 PM
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Lol Kermit. I just can't wait. It's.going to be fun. I know you are hurting but this is just the beginning of the brand new Kermit Chronicles.
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Wow
Old 01-20-2013, 11:03 PM
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Thanks for a good (great?) laugh!

But seriously re: the teacher who didn't know she was pregnant & gave birth in the K bathroom, I am curious to know were the K students there at the time because if so that would be even more interesting!
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I admire your positive attitude!
Old 01-20-2013, 11:39 PM
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Thanks for the laugh. I always look forward to reading your posts.
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Carpal tunnel in my future...
Old 01-21-2013, 02:40 AM
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...from continuously clicking on PT to read your posts. Looking forward to them. Love your sense of humor! Could you start watching The Real Housewives and being snarky about them? Please? I'm such a fan.
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