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Old 04-06-2020, 04:54 AM
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Don't like Common Core. No problem. The hard-working, newly homeschooling parents, have rewritten the Common Core standards.

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/...core-standards


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Old 04-06-2020, 05:03 AM
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That was good!
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Old 04-06-2020, 05:19 AM
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Thanks for sharing
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Old 04-06-2020, 05:41 AM
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Someone got that right when they wrote that!
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Old 04-06-2020, 06:00 AM
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Any day now we can expect parents to grovel at our feet!
Thanks for sharing!


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Old 04-06-2020, 06:38 AM
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Thanks for the laugh.
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Old 04-06-2020, 06:52 AM
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This was fun to read!
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Old 04-06-2020, 07:40 AM
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Thank you for the laugh!
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Old 04-06-2020, 07:57 AM
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Good one. Love McSweeneys.
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Old 04-06-2020, 08:43 AM
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thanks for the laugh.


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Old 04-06-2020, 08:45 AM
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That was fun. Thanks for sharing.
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Old 04-06-2020, 08:48 AM
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I love how it is broken into age ranges. So very true!
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Old 04-06-2020, 09:08 AM
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Those were funny This is my favorite....it's something I was trying to teach my grandchildren before all this started.

2-A. Students will learn that their parents do not want to know what a “TikTok” is, nor do they want to see your “TikTok,” but it had better be appropriate.
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Old 04-06-2020, 01:00 PM
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A great laugh for the day! Thanks
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Old 04-06-2020, 01:35 PM
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I burst out laughing when I read the one about the squirrel 🐿
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Old 04-06-2020, 09:19 PM
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Loved this!
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